Larry McNairy reigned from Gary where he was almost always getting in a tiff.

On a business trip their hearts did skip and they were married in a jif.

They decided the valley was the way to go.

On their way they had to stop in Kokomo.

They wasted no time with the corona and lime and now they've got a baby named Moe.

All was fine and dandy they were as sweet as candy

the baby was cute, such a cute little toot that the couple decided to have Mandy.

Well with Moe and Mandy came stress, love and a bottle of Brandy.

The liquor only made Sally and Larry bicker

and here's the kicker, their hidden accents started to get thicker and thicker

turns out the city slicker had an angry ticker that caused the boy from Gary to snicker

one must wonder about this blunder that caused such a rumble of thunder

deep down inside the love was alive that forced all the anger under

and so the story goes on for the love between created Colleen

Sally is Larry's queen even if she is a little mean

and they have the most love that I have ever seen.